MIDNIGHT RIDER "OMG"

I'M IN AMSTERDAM FOR THE WEEKEND WITH MY HOMIE POOKIE-FRESH AND HIS HOMIE EZWEED.WE GO TO THIS FOOD SPOT CALLED DUST,I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WHY WOULD A FOOD SPOT CALLED ITSELF "DUST", ANYWAY @ DUST YOU CAN BUY WEED SO WE BOUGHT SOME LOL, THIS WEED WAS MAGICAL.I WAS FUCKED UP LIKE NEVER BEFORE,SO @ DUST WHEN YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS THERE'S A CLUB.WE SITTING @ A TABLE AND THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE MEAGAN FOX COMES OVER
TO US THEN SAYS HER AND HER GIRLFRIENDS WOULD LIKE US TO HANG WITH THEM.EZWEED SAYS OK BUT WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE,SHE SAYS WELL THEY LOOK LIKE ME.WE OVER THERE WITH THESE WOMEN AND THEY ALL ARE FINE.I WAS LIKE "YES"WE ARE GETTING LAID,SO WE KEPT DRINKING AND DRINKING THE NEXT THING I KNOW WE'RE @ POOKIE'S PAD AND I'M IN THE ROOM WITH MEAGAN FOX(LOOK-A-LIKE) IT'S DARK AS HELL,SHE SAYS TO ME CAN I BRING A FRIEND,I'M LIKE FUCK YEA.HER FRIEND COMES IN THE AND THEY STARTED KISSING.MEAGAN SAYS IF I WANT TO FUCK HER FRIEND IN THE ASS.I WAS LIKE FUCK YEA SO I'M FUCKING HER AND SHE'S EATING MEAGAN PUSSY.I HEAR THESE CRAZY SOUNDS LIKE IF A MAN WAS IN THE ROOM BUT I'M HIGH SO I KEPT GOING,NOW I'M EATING MEAGAN OUT AND THE FRIEND IS GIVING ME THE BEST BLOW JOB I EVER HAD.I WAS LIKE LADIES  I NEED ANOTHER CONDOM SO I CUT ON THE LIGHT AND WTF IT'S EZWEED........(HOLD THE FUCK ON I WAS FUCKING EZWEED IN THE ASS)MEAGAN SAY'S ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME,EZWEED SAYS TO ME I THOUGHT POOKIE TOLD YOU ABOUT ME,WHAT!!! I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND CAUSE POOKIE DIDN'T TELL ME SHIT,I DIDN'T BUST A NUT,I WANNA FUCK MEAGAN AND EZWEED IS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME IN DRAG..........WHAT WHOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF YOU WAS ME??