THAT HAPPENS UNDERCOVER... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

I FOUND MYSELF
TOM CRUSING IT
THIS EVENING
EYES WIDE SHUT
BLINDFOLDED BUT
VERY TRANSPARENT
TO THE EVENTS
AND MY SURROUNDINGS
I HAVE OFFICIALLY
ENTER THE WORLD
OF THE SWINGERS
CALL ME TARZAN...

AND FOR SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENS UNDERCOVER
SEX HERE SEEMS NOT
BE DONE THAT WAY
NAKED BODY'S
LIKE A BIRTHDAY
SEEM TO BE UNIFORM
ALONG WITH MOANS
AND GROANS IN UNISON
SO MANY SEXY
LIL MAMA'S AND
STILL NO MUSIC
NO PICKINESS
JUST DO IT
LIKE THE NIKE SLOGAN... 

NO HOLDING FEELINGS
BUT I'M GRABBING WOMEN
IN THE FRONT
IN THE BACK
I HAVE TWO HANDS
BUT WHEN I LOOK DOWN
I'M WISHING I HAD
TWO OF THEM
SO I CAN BE
TWO TIMES
THE PLEASURE
LIKE A DOUBLEMINT
DOING A LOT OF EATING
WITH NO CHEWING
LIP BITING EXCLUDED
WE CAN BE
AS LOAD AS WE WANT...

FEW THINGS ARE
OFF LIMITS
JUST SEEKING
IMMUNITY 
BOTH DEFINITIONS
PLEADING THE 5TH
WHEN ASKED QUESTIONS
OF IT'S EXISTENCE
LIMITED ACCEPTANCE
IN A OPEN SOCIETY
KEPT SECRET
WE MEET CONNECTED
BUT LEAVE IN SEPARATE
WAYS LIKE A EXIT
STAGE LEFT AFTER
A FULFILLING PERFORMANCE... ;-)

OFFICE 2 THE MAXXX - MAN DOWN

DAMN THIS IS LOOKING LIKE THE MOVIE,HOW TO BE A PLAYER(MUSIC LOUD) IT'S ATLEAST 3 TO 4 GIRLS I GOT WITH OR WANNA GET WITH,THIS IS LONDONS PARTY SO I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE WILD,IT'S GOING DOWN @ THE JOB ASAP,SO I'M GONNA WATCH OTHER PEOPLE MAKE AN ASS OUT OF THEMSELFS..
KAY: DAMN YO THIS PARTY IS CRAZY
JAY:YEA MAN
POP:YO YA'LL SE DIAMOND
KAY AND JAY:YES!!!!!!
POP: SHE'S KILLING THEM AND ME TOO, I'M GONNA HIT THAT TONIGHT(LAUGHING)
HD: DON'T BET YOU'RE LIFE ON IT(LAUGHING)
POP: SHUT THE FUCK UP HD
JAY: DID ANYBODY SEE LUCK
POP: I SEEN HIM DANCING WITH JANET
KAY: WHO'S THAT (POINTS)
LONDON: WELCOME EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I HAVE A SURPRIZE FOR EVERYBODY,WHAT I NEED IS FOR ALL OF THE GUYS TO STEP OUTSIDE AND ALL OF THE LADIES TO STAY INSIDE (ALL THE GUYS GO OUTSIDE)
KAY: JAY YOU SEE THIS MOTHER FUCKER MOORE TRYING TO BE LIKE US,LOOK LIKE US (LAUGHING) HE WANNA BE DOWN SO BAD MAN
MOORE: WHATSUP JAY
JAY: WHATSUP MOORE
POP: YO!!!!!!! THEY HAVE A STRIPPER IN THERE,KAY WHERE'S THE WEED @
KAY: LET'S GO UP TO THE ROOF
(ON THE ROOF)
LUCK: SO JAY HOW MANY GIRLS YOU HAVE IN HERE MAN,I JUST SAW NAILS
JAY: MAN,,, THERE'S NAILS AND
POP: WHO I KNOW YOUR NOT GONNA SAY DIAMOND
JAY: NAW MAN WE HAVEN'T HOOKED UP YET
LUCK: SHE'S LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT,EXTRA GOOD
JAY: YEA I KNOW
POP: MY MAN SHE'S MINE
KAY: NOW YOU KNOW THAT'S JAY'S GIRL (SMOKING AND LAUGHING)
(PUTS HIS HANDS ON JAY)
JAY: NAW BRO, I FUCKED UP WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT CATZ,WHOM I HOPE DON'T SHOW UP TONIGHT,SHE NEEDS TO STAY HOME WITH HER HUSBAND
POP: HUSBAND!!!!!!!
JAY: YOU KOW MAN STOP PLAYING
POP: YOUR A FUCKING DOG
HD: WELL I KNOW WHO I'M AFTER TONIGHT
JAY: WHO
HD: LONDON
POP: YOU KNOW SHE'S GAY RIGHT
KAY: MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN ARE NOT GAY (LAUGHING)
HD: YEA I KNOW SHE WILL ATLEAST HAVE A FRIEND ( EVERYBODY LAUGHS)
(MOORE COMES UP)
MOORE: IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO IN
(ALL THE GIRLS ARE OUTSIDE)
LONDON: GUYS COME IN, FELLAS GET READY FOR HOT MOCHA
KAY:THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS TALKING ABOUT
( HOT MOCHA COMES OUT IN A RED AND BLACK TOP ON WITH A MATCHING THONG.SHE GET RIGHT INTO IT BY PUTTING OIL ON HERSELF.GUYS ARE THROWING DOLLARS @ HER,THEN SHE PUTS A CHAIR DOWN AND GRAB MY CO-WORKER PETER)
POP: THIS BITCH IS LIVE
KAY: HELL YEA
( HOT MOCHA STARTS RIDING PETER BACKWARDS,PUTTING HER ASS IN HIS FACE)
POP: PETER LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CUM ON HIMSELF( LAUGHS) IS THAT LISA?
JAY: YEA MAN WHAT IS SHE DOING
( LISA WALKS UP TO HOT MOCHA AND PUSHES HE TO THE FLOOR,THEN STARTS KISSING ON HER.LISA STRIPS AND THEN STARTS TO PULL HOT MOCHA THONG OFF)
STAR: WHAT SO YOU THINK IS GOING ON IN THERE
DIAMOND: ON SOME STRIPPER
STAR: YOU SOUND MAD
DIAMOND: NO I'M NOT
STAR: YOU ARE,SOME STRIPPER'S ON YOUR MAN
DIAMOND: WHAT MAN?
STAR: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JIMMY ETHER
DIAMOND: THEN WHO?
STAR: STOP PLAYING, YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT JAY
DIAMOND: JAY!!!!!!!!! HE PICKED HIS GIRL
STAR: WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN PICKED AND WHO CATZ,THAT BITCH PLEASE DIAMOND
DIAMOND: HE PICKED HER OVER ME
STAR: DIAMOND SHUT THE FUCK UP,HE KNEW ABOUT JIMMY RIGHT
DIAMOND:YEA
STAR: ANYWAY TONIGHTS THE NIGHT,TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL HOE, TELL HIM YOU WANNA FUCK( LAUGHS)
DIAMOND: I'M NOT GONNA BE TOO MANY HOES
STAR: SHUT UP HOE!!!!!!!!! LADIES LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT
( THE GIRLS GO INSIDE)
POP: YO THESE CHICKS ARE WILD
STAR: WHAT THE FUCK LISA
DIAMOND: DAMN LISA
( LISA AND HOT MOCHA ARE ON THE FLOOR RUBBING VJ'S)
STAR: I KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK AND POP GET YOU'RE FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME, DIAMOND(  SHE POINTS @ JAY)
DIAMOND: HEY JAY
JAY: WHATSUP
DIAMOND: CAN I TALK TO YOU ( MUSIC STARTS TO GET LOUD,DIAMOND AND JAY GOES INTO A ROOM)
JAY:WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
DIAMOND: YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY
JAY: YOU CALLED ME BACK HERE TO TELL ME THAT
DIAMOND: NAW,I MEAN WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
CATZ: WHATSUP BOO
JAY: WHATSUP CATZ
CATZ: I SEE YOU KEEPING MY MAN BUSY
DIAMOND: FUCK YOU BITCH
KAY: YO!!!!!!!! JAY
JAY: WHAT!!!!!!
KAY : I NEED YOU TO COME OUTSIDE,LUCK IS SWIMMING IN THROW-UP
( DOUBLE DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
                                               CATCH MORE OF OFFICE  2 THE MAXXX NEXT WEEK THURSDAY AND EACH THURSDAY AFTER THAT.....TWINBACKS COMING IN MARCH

THE DAY AFTER... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

SHE REMINDS ME OF
JAZMINE SULLIVAN
BECAUSE OUR POST
VALENTINES DAY SCENE
IS LIKE AFTER
THE HURRICANE
AND WHILE THEIR
STORM DELUGED
THE STREETS OURS
WET THE SHEETS
FLOODING SIMILAR TO
THE LEVEES CAPSIZING
OUR CLOTHING
SEEMS TO
RESEMBLE RUBBLE
SPREAD OUT
IN A WAY THAT
YOU WOULD SWEAR
A NATURAL DISASTER
TOOK PLACE
INSTEAD OF 
HUMAN NATURE...

THE DAY AFTER
OUR BODIES LAID
IN PLEASURE PAIN
MUSCLES AND
BONES ACHE
LIKE NBA ATHLETES
PLAYING OVERTIME
IN BACK TO BACK GAMES
SO WE REFRAIN
FROM MOVING TO MUCH
HOT TUB BUBBLE BATH
SOON TO BECOME
THE THIRD MEMBER
OF OUR THREESOME
FOLLOWED BY
A FULL BODY
RUB DOWN OVER
A BOTTLE OF WINE...

UNWIND TIME
DELIVERED FAST FOOD
AND MOVIE TO
SET THE MOOD
AS WE RECHARGE
OUR BATTERIES
SHE DINES ON
HER ALKALINE DIETARY
FRUITS AND VEGGIES
TALKING THAT
TRYING TO KEEP
HER BODY FIT
LINE TO ME
WHILE I'M KICKING
THAT HURRY UP
AND EAT SO WE
CAN MAKE TONIGHT
TOMORROW AND
ANOTHER DAY AFTER... ;-)

SPECIAL LIKE K... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

ON VALENTINES DAY
I WANNA TREAT
HER BODY LIKE
A GROUNDBREAKING
SETTING THE FOUNDATION
OF OUR SEXUAL RELATIONS
BY WORKING MY WAY
FROM THE BOTTOM UP
MOLDING HER BODY
WITH MY TOUCH 
PAINTING HER
EXTERIOR WITH MY
KISSES AS THE BRUSH
FULL THE INSIDE
OF HER HEART
WITH RED THE
COLOR OF LOVE...

AND BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T COME OFTEN
THE WORD OF
THE DAY IS
SPECIAL LIKE K
THE FLAKE THAT
REMAINS UNFROSTED
BUT SHE REMINDS ME
MORE OF TOTAL
BECAUSE IT TAKES
24 OR MORE
WOMEN TO EQUAL
WHAT I GET IN
ONE SERVING OF HER
SO SPECIAL I
EAT HER WITH FRUIT
NO SUGAR, NO MILK
AND SHE NEVER
LEAVES MY MOUTH DRY...

AND WHY
BY A DOZEN ROSES
WHEN THEY DIE?
INSTEAD
I'LL BUY THEM DEAD
AND PLACE THEM
ON THE BED
IN SHAPE OF
ONE LIVING
HAVE HER GRACE
THE MIDDLE OF IT
AND BLOSSOM FROM
THE FEELING OF ME
USING MY TASTE BUDS
LIKE A BEE ON
HER FLOWER
GIVING HER THE POWER
TO GROW THE
FRUITS OF OUR LOVE... ;-)

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE...!!!