NO PONZI SCHEME... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

SHE GOT ME SEEING RED
AND IT'S NOT FROM
BEING ANGRY OR DEVILISH
JUST THE COLOR SHE DECIDED
TO DYE HER HEAD THIS WEEK
ACCOMPANIED BY A PINK
PUSH UP AND MATCHING
TIGHT LACEY BOY SHORTS 
MADE MY EYES DIZZY
BLOOD SHOT LIKE
INHALING STICKY GREEN
HER ASS CHEEKS
POKE OUT WAY PAST
WHERE HER WAIST SHOULD BE
THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A PHATTY...

TRYING TO SHAKE
HER OFF LIKE CAREY
EASIER SAID
THAN DONE MAYBE
IF SHE STAY STILL 
NOT SHAKING THEM
CURVES LIKE MARACAS
BLOCKING MY PURE THOUGHTS
CREATING ALL SORTS OF WAYS
TO RIP HER OFF LIKE MADOFF 
NO PONZI SCHEME
BUT SCHEMING ON HOW
I CAN GET UNDERNEATH
THOSE PANTIES OR
PULL THEM OFF WITH MY TEETH
GET MY PENIS IN BETWEEN...

MIGHT SEEM
A LITTLE MEAN ALTHOUGH
SHE LIKE AGGRESSION
LIKE A PIT BULL
WHEN I HIT HER ASS HARD
LIKE A BAD DOG
SHE GO ALL LOCK JAW
ON THE PILLOW
I CALL IT ZERO TOLERANCE
WHEN I'M BEHIND HER
EVEN IF SHE ACT RIGHT
SHE STILL GET SPANKED
THAT'S THE LAW
THE ONLY SEX COMMANDMENT
DAMNED IF SHE DO
DAMNED IF SHE DON'T
BUT I BET SHE STILL FEEL ME
AFTER MY STROKE...;) 

THAT FIRST POLE DANCE... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE
I SEEN HER THIS EXCITED
SHE WIRED OFF THE ARRIVAL
OF THIS STRIPPER POLE
FOR THE BEDROOM
USUALLY MADE IN CHROME
BUT SHE PICKED THE
COLOR PURPLE INSTEAD
MY FAVORITE EVEN BEFORE
THE IMAGES OF HER DOING
RAIN DANCES AROUND IT
POPPED IN MY HEAD
I CALL IT PURPLE RAIN
LIKE PRINCE MOVIE
A NAKED BRAINSTORM
COMING SOON TO
A BEDROOM NEAR YOU...

I WOULD LOVE
TO LEND A HAND IN
THE INSTALLATION PROCESS
MAYBE GET FIRST CRACKS
THAT FIRST POLE DANCE
FROM A ASS SO PHAT
IT COULD MAKE A PURPLE
POLE VANISH BETWEEN THEM
WHEN SHE GO SPREAD EAGLE
CLINGING TO IT
SLIDING UPSIDE DOWN
I WANNA BE UNDERNEATH
WITH MOUTH OPEN WIDE
TO CATCH HER ASS LIKE
A SAFETY NET WAITING
FOR A SLIP OR ACCIDENT...

ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
EVEN WITHOUT PRACTICE
SHE GOTTA BODY LIKE A
A HELIUM BALLOON 
ROUND AND FULL
YET ABLE TO MOVE AROUND
LIKE A LIGHTWEIGHT 
TWISTING AND SPINNING AWAY
IN CIRCLES MAKING IT VIBRATE
UNTIL I FIND MY FACE IN IT
UNTIL SHE USING THAT POLE
TO BRACE HERSELF ON MY
SHOULDERS OR
UNTIL SHE BENT OVER
TESTING THE STRENGTH
HOLDING ON THROWING
BACK WEIGHT...;-)