MIDNIGHT RIDEHER PORN-NO SAW

FINALLY THEY LET ME OUT,MY FRIENDS DON'T DROP THE SOAP,I'LL TELL YA'LL ABOUT THAT LATER ANYWAY IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE STATES.LASTNIGHT WAS CRAZY , SO I'M CHILLIN EASY-WEED,CUDI AND AL B. SURE.WE HANGING OUT @ THIS SPOT CALLED BUFFALOS.WE EATING WINGS TALKING SHIT WATCHING THE LAKERS GAME. I GO TO THE BAR AND THIS BAD MEGA ASSED LOL WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE JANET JACKSON(CONTROL JANET) WITH AN BOOTY LIKE CHEROKEE(PORN STAR) SO I SAY WHATSUP WIT U BOO,SHE SAYS DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE, I SAY NO BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT.WHAT'S YOUR NAME,SHE SAYS MOCHA AND I'M WITH MY GIRLS BERRY,SALT,SUGAR AND BUCKIE.I SAY I'M WITH MY HOMIES OVER THERE.MOCHA SAYS WE ARE ABOUT TO GO HAVE SOME FUN,DO YOU WANNA CUM,OFCOURSE I DO,SO I BIRD CALL THE HOMIES AND WE LEAVE.MOCHA THEN SAYS WE GOING TO MY GRANDFATHERS MASQUERADE PARTY.WE LIKE COOL.WE GET THERE AND HERE COMES THIS OLDMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE HUE HEFNER.HE SAYS HI FELLOWS MY NAME IS CHINSAW SO WE  TELL HIM OUR NAMES AND THEN HE SAYS YOU GUYS ARE WAY OVERDRESSED , LADIES SHOW THESE MEN WHERE THE SWIMMING GEAR IS.THANK YOU WE TELL HIM,THIS GUYS HOUSE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PLAYBOY MANSION,AFTER WE GET OUR SWIMMING GEAR,MOCHA ASKS ME IF I WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH HER SALT.SHIT!!! I SAID HELL YEA"GUYS I'LL SEE YOU SOON".WE LEAVE,NOW I'M IN THIS ROOM WITH MOCHA AND SALT AND THEY ARE JUST RIPPING EACH OTHER CLOTHES OFF,THEN SITS ME IN A CHAIR TO WATCH THEM.THEY PUT SOME E-PILLS IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS THEN ASKS ME TO PICK A PILL,RED OR BLUE.I SAY I DON'T THAT,MOCHA SAYS JUST LIVE ALITTLE WE WON'T BITE.I PUT THE RED PILL IN MY MOUTH WATCH THEM LICK ON EACH OTHER THEN BAM OUT LIKE A LIGHT.I WAKE UP LOCKED DOWN TO A CHAIR WITH A NEEDLE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD.I DON'T HAVE ON NO CLOTHES.I SAY HELLO IS ANYBODY THERE,SOMEONE SAYS YES THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAYS YEA MAN,ANOTHER PERSON SAYS YES.I SAY EASY-WEED,YEA IT'S ME,CUDI,YEA IT'S ME,AL B,YEA IT'S ME M.D. WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE.I SAY I DON'T KNOW MAN BUT WE GOT SET UP.I SAY DO YA'LL HAVE ON CLOTHES,EVERYBODY SAYS NO.DID YA'LL TAKE THE RED OR BLUE PILL,EVERYBODY SAYS RED!! DO ALL OF YOU HAVE A BIG NEEDLE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEADS,EVERYONE SAYS YES,THEN BOOM THIS T.V. COMES ON WITH MOCHA'S GRANDFATHER CHINSAW.HE SAYS "FELLOWS HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT,THANKS ATTENDING BUT IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE,YOU HAVE TO PASS A TEST.THE LIGHTS GO OFF AND WHEN THEY CUT BACK ON AL B WAS GONE,WE CAN SEE HIM ON THE BIG T.V. THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE IN THE SAME CHAIR WITH A DEVICE ATTACHED TO HIS BALLS THAT LOOKS LIKE LIPS.HIS ARMS APART WITH EACH HAND GRABING AN HORSES DICK.CHINSAW COMES ON A TELLS AL B..HE SAYS AL B YOU LIKE TO CUM IN THE FACE OF WOMEN,TO PASS THIS TEST YOU MUST FILL THESE TWO BOWLS WITH THE HORSES CUM WHEN THEY CUM ON YOUR FACE AND DOWN INTO THE TUB ON EACH SIDE OF YOUR FACE,IF YOUR BOWL FILLS UP BEFORE THEIRS YOU FAIL AND NUTS BELONG TO ME...LET THE GAMES BEGIN....CHAINSAW LAUGHS....

DR.GOODISH 10/29

Ladies if you wanna check to see if your man is gay or not this is what you do ,while you'll are having sex and he's on top,put one of your fingers in his ass hole.If he doesn't stop,say anything or move your hand,check him,he maybe gay......

HABIT FORMING... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

MY DEAR
10 YEAR SEX
VETERAN BEEN
ON MY TEAM
SO LONG I
KNOW HER MOVES
INSIDE AND OUT
LIKE A POCKET
SHE CUT EASY
LIKE A CHEAP
STOCKING
LIGHT SKIN LIKE
TO BEND OVER
SO MUCH
I CALL HER
GOLDEN ARCHES...

SHES EXTREMELY
HABIT FORMING
THE MOANING
WHILE I'M HOLDING
HER ANKLES
HAVE HER SAYING
OMG MORE THAN
USHER DO
WHEN I HIT
THAT SPOT RIGHT
HER TOES CURL
UP TIGHT LIKE
ARMADILLOS...

SHE KNOWS
WHAT I LIKE
TO DO ALSO
SO I GRAB HER
DIRTY PILLOWS
AND TREAT
HER NIPPLES
LIKE ICE SICKLES
GENTLY BITE
THE TIPS AND USE
MY TONGUE TO
TICKLE THEM
USE MY HANDS
TO RUB THE MIDDLE
OF HER BACK
NO MATTER THE
POSITIONS...

TOGETHER
OUR HABITS
CULMINATE IN
A CLIMATIC FINISH
WHEN SHES DONE
YOU CAN FIND HER
LAYING ON HER
STOMACH AND
ME ON TOP OF
HER BUTT WHERE
I WIND UP
STUCK CONNECTED
LIKE SUPER GLUE... ;-)

HABITS OF SEXING

DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVERY WITNESSED SOME OF YOUR PARTNERS SEX HABITS? MAYBE IT COULD BE LIP BITING OR CALLING OUT THE LORD'S NAME? OR HOW ABOUT EYE ROLLING AND OR ANKLE GRABBING? SOMETHING THAT YOU DO OR THEY DO THAT YOU WANT TO CHANGE? - WHO SAID ALL HABITS ARE BAD HABITS... ;-)

-STAY SEXY MY FRIENDS-

AS EASY AS A-B-C... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

OPTION A)
CAN BE LIKE
AN ALL NIGHT
STAND UP SHOW
AFTER ITS OVER
YOU CAN GO
HOME WITH A
GOOD LAUGH AN
A FULL STOMACH
BUT ONLY THING
IS YOU MIGHT NOT
SEEM ME AGAIN
ONE HITTER QUITTER
HIT HER LIKE
A HOMERUN
THEN BE LIKE SEE YA...

OPTION B)
NUMBERS DAILING
OLD RELIABLE
THE PERSON WHO
ALWAYS COMES THRU
AND YOU CAN
COUNT ON TO GET
THE JOB DONE
THAT EX THAT
NEVER GOT EX-ED
CAUSE HER SEX
SO ADDICTING
YOU CAN'T LET
HER GO COMPLETELY...

OPTION C)
IS A STICKY
SITUATION CAUSE
SEX WITH THE
BESTIE SOMETIMES
CAN RUIN THINGS
BUT A RANDOM ONE
THAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE
CAN GET THE BUSINESS
WITH BENEFITS AND
IF SHE GIVES ME
A RAISE I MIGHT
MAKE THE JOB
PERMANENT...

OPTION D)
MY SISTER'S FRIEND
WAITING FOR HER
WHILE SHE IN
THE SHOWER TRYING
TO GET DRESS
THEY GOING OUT
TOGETHER WHILE
I'M TRYING TO
GET IT IN OR
SET UP A SLUMBER
PARTY MINUS MY
SISTER LIKE
WHEN SHE COME
HOME YOU CAN
COME BACK WITH HER...

OPTION E)
SITS NEXT TO ME
AWFUL TEMPTING
WHEN OUR SHIFTS
CROSS THE WAY
SHE SITS MAKES
ME WISH I WAS
THE CHAIR WHEN
SHE PUSHES BACK
TO GET UP SHOWS
SHE HAS SOME
EXPERIENCE
BACKING IT UP
COME HERE LET
ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHING...

OPTIONS A-E
MIGHT MAKE OPTION F)
HAPPEN BEFORE
I HAVE NO OPTIONS LEFT
BUT NO ONE SHOULD
DO YOU BETTER THAN
YOURSELF NOW
GET THE SHOWER RUNNING... ;-)

MULTIPLE CHOICE

AT THIS POINT IN YOU SEX LIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?

A) A ONE NIGHT STAND?

B) A BOOTY CALL FROM A GUY/GIRL YOU DATED IN TH PAST?

C) FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

D) AN INTRODUCED PERSON FROM A FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND?

E) A CO WORKER THAT'S ATTRACTIVE?

F) TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF THEN TAKE A COLD SHOWER?

-NOW MAKE A SEXUSDECISION-

MAGNUM P.I. ...(BY KEVITO DA POET)

SOMETIMES
SHE CALL ME
MAGNUM P.I.
CAUSE THAT'S
WRAPPER
SHE LIKES
TO SEE ME
IN WHEN I
PRIVATELY
INVESTIGATE
HER INSIDES
LIKE A G.Y.N...

NO LYING
SHE BUYS
THEM IN
PACKS OF TEN
3 FOR HER
PURSE
3 FOR MY
WALLET
4 FOR HOME
PROTECTION
CAUSE SHE
NEVER KNOW
WHEN I'M GOING
TO BREAK IN...

SAFE SEX
PRODUCING
HITS WITH
NO KIDS LIKE
KANYE WEST
SAVE THE BEST
FOR LAST LIKE
VANESSA WILLIAMS
CAUSE WHEN I'M
COMING OUT LIKE
DIANNA ROSS
I TAKE IT OFF
AND PUT IT
ON HER
LIKE DAY 26...

UNTIL MAGNUM P.I.
IS BACK IN BUSINESS... ;-)

IT'S A WRAP

LADIES, GUYS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CONDOM TO USE TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX? LAMBSKIN OR LATEX? LIFESTYLES OR TROJANS? HOW ABOUT ARE COLORS AND FLAVORED CONDOMS PLAYED OUT? WHAT ABOUT DESIGNS AND RIDGES? DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE? - SEE... IT'S A WRAP CAN MEAN STARTING AS WELL AS ENDING... ;-)

- STAY SEXY MY FRIENDS-