MAN DOWN... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

IT'S LIKE DRILLING FOR OIL
THE FEELING OF BEING ALL IN
GRINDING ON TOP LIKE
LIKE A COFFEE MACHINE
WAITING FOR THAT LIQUID
TO COME DOWN FOR THE DRINKING
SOMETIMES I BE THINKING
SHE A BITCH WITHOUT TRAINING
HAVING TO PUT PAPER
AND PLASTIC DOWN
CAUSE SHE SPRAY ALL AROUND
LIKE A HOSE WITH NO HANDLER
ON HIGH AND I CANT LIE
I LIKE TO PLAY IN THE SPRINKLERS
SO I BROUGHT MY WRENCH...

SHE CAN TURN A DITCH
INTO A PLACE TO SWIM IN
A REGULAR MATTRESS
INTO A WATER FILL IN
THIS ACTION ALWAYS COMES
WITH A LITTLE WARNING
SO I CAN STEP BACK
AND WATCH IT HAPPEN
LIKE STANDING AT
A GIANT FOUNTAIN
WAITING ON THAT MIDDLE ONE
THAT SHOOTS UP THE HIGHEST...

SHORTY GOT A GEYSER
BETWEEN HER LEGS
AND WHO WOULD HAVE
KNOWN THAT I'M BETTER SUITED
WITH MY BIRTHDAY THAN
WITH ANY BATHING, OR SPEEDO
THE FASTER SPEEDS I GO
WITH HER RUBBING IT
IN CIRCLES LIKE A WHIRLPOOL
MAKES IT HAPPEN
AND SOMETIMES I WEAR IT
ON MY CHEST LIKE
A LIFE JACKET
MAN DOWN... ;-)