I GOT THE BODY... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

FAR ROCKAWAY BAYSIDE
WATCHING MY BABY
ROCKING THIS RED
ONE PIECE SIDELESS
MASTERPIECE OF
A THING TO SWIM IN
MY ZOMBIE EYES LOOKING
SO HARD WANTING
MOUTH TO MOUTH
SO REMINISCENT OF
A ECCENTRIC CARMEN
ELECTRA LIFE GUARD
BAYWATCH RUNNING
IN SLOW MOTION
HER CURVES MOVE WITH
THE SAME AUTHORITY
BUT IN THEORY
I BELIEVE SHE GOT
MORE ASS THEN ONE
OF HASSELHOFF'S GIRLS
PROVEN TRUE BY THE
BIKINI BACKSIDE OVERLOAD...

SHE DOES IT CLOTHES
DOES IT PHOTOS OF HER
SITTING ON THE EDGE
OF THE BATHROOM SINK
I HEARD OF PLANKING
BUT WHAT WE CALL THIS?
CAN'T BE SINKING CAUSE
HER CURVES STAND UP
IT'S THE OPPOSITE WORD
IT IS WHAT IT IS
SHOWING OFF BUT
IT PRETTY MUCH FITS HER
LIKE A PAIR OF BOY SHORTS
TIGHTLY WITHOUT AIRBRUSH
OR PHOTOSHOP TRICKS
OIL-BASED FINISH
ALMOST GOT THEM
LOOKING PAINTED ON...

IF SHE WAS A CAR
SHE WOULD BE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
DESIGNED FOR
SPEED AND COMFORT
WITH ENOUGH TRUNK
SPACE TO FIT A LARGE
TREE AND TWO BOULDERS
SHE WOULD BEEP
WHEN SHE BACK UP
AND HAVE A FLAWLESS
REAR BUMPER WITH
A STICKER THAT SAY
I'M NOT BUFFY BUT
I GOT THE BODY...;-)