PACKAGE DEAL

IF THERE WAS ONE PERSON THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THE GIFT OF "YOU" FOR CHRISTMAS, WHO WOULD IT BE? YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE? A ENTERTAINER OR CELEB? OR JUST AN AVERAGE PERSON YOU HAVE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT? FURTHERMORE... WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A SURPRISE PACKAGE FOR? TIGHTLY WRAPPED UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE WAITING TO BE OPENED BY WHOM? HMMMM. - HEY MAKE SURE YOU DON'T USE TOO MUCH TAPE... - STAY SEXY MY FRIENDS-