MY WEIRD SCIENCE... (BY KEVITO DA POET)

SHE CAN BE
SIMILAR TO WHAT
TONE LOC MEANT
IN WILD THING
GO WHERE THE
WILD THINGS ARE
LIKE MY NICELY
TRIMMED FORREST
MY WEIRD SCIENCE
WOMAN CAN 
BE A LIONESS
CAUSE BITING
AND SCRATCHING
IS ALLOWED...

ABLE TO TAKE
IT FAST LIKE
A ROAD BUT
LETS ME KNOW
WHEN SHE
WANTS IT SLOW
LIKE A
SPEED LIMIT
TAKE IT
AND GIVE IT
LIKE A TUG
OF WAR ROPE...

HER BODY
HAS TO BE
COMFORTABLE
LIKE A LIVING
ROOM SOFA
ABLE TO SIT UP
LIKE A DESK 
LAY FLAT LIKE
A MATTRESS
AND BEND OVER
LIKE A STROLLER
PUT UP IN
THE TRUNK...;-)